23 Unanswered Questions

1. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?



2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?



3. If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?



4. In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?



5. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?



6. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?



7. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?



8. Can you daydream at night?



9. Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?



10. Can crop circles be square?



11. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?



12. Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?



13. When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?



14. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?



15. Can animals commit suicide?



16. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?



17. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?



18. How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?



19. Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?



20. When two people marry, they say, “you may kiss the bride”. What do they say if two MEN get married?



21. Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water?



22. Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?



23. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?